congratulations!!

you did a fine job of selecting such an exquisite car to break into.
congratulations on a cheapass sub, clothes, and burned CDs!!!
thank you for leaving my bank statements, car title, hydraulic jack, and textbooks, and leaving my car TOTALLY looking like it was untouched by heathen, filthy, predatory hands.
and thank you for leaving water all over my seats.
you have exploited one more naive and vulnerable person in this world. i hope you certainly feel accomplished! give yourself a PAT ON THE BACK
:-)

in any case, i had a good laugh envisioning someone opening my trunk, seeing an old vera bradley purse, and thinking, AH-HAH JACKPOT
only to find it completely empty and useless.

the joke's sort of on you!
haw haw so clevar


well at least i didn't leave my purse in there, like i'm so apt to do.