thema sechzehn

i was bored today and wondered, "so what does xenu really look like?"
my interpretations, part one:

well first i thought he was naked but then i felt sick so i think he always wears t-shirts, and i think i named the picture very relevantly.


but then i thought no, wait, xenu lived 75 mill years ago, he's not human obviously lol what was i thinking, so i thought maybe he lived in a background of colors that hurt my eyes a lot when i stare too much


but then i was thinking, naww he can't be how could he man a spaceship? that's crazy, so i thought since i destroyed all those people, he was sad inside, like mayb ehis problems were getting to him and so he took lots of angled pictures to display his emotions and eyeliner to highlight that his eyes are the windows to his soul

but then i thought no, he's way too cool for that. so maybe he was really really cool, as in you know, hip, but i think i got carried away with that, anyway so yeah. he had to be strong right? of course so he bodybuilds on the weekends after wattching will&grace and friends back-to-back, only because he's too busy on weekdays so he gets his neighbor to tape them for him. he's old to but he's trying to get rid of all those gray hairs he gets from being stressed out about stuff so thats why he dyes his hair, except he's colorblind no i mean he doesnt know how to tell colors fom one another